You are what you eat? I hope not!

After much ado, the alternative treatment winner is...enzyme therapy. The treatment is a nutritional one consisting of high doses of porcine (as in oink) pancreatic enzymes, supplements, coffee enemas, and a customized, organic diet.
I take pills around the clock. I actually set my alarm for 3:30 AM to down 16 pig pancreas pills (can you say that 5 times fast?) through a sleep deprived haze. The idea is to sock it to the cancer constantly. My life is like "beat the clock" because the enzymes need to be separated from food by at least one hour.
I'm not complaining, though, because I'm lucky to have these weapons in my arsenal. War is never easy, and cancer is a formidable foe. Plus, I get 5 days vacation from the pills every month. How lucky am I?